Heartfelt or Plain Hilarious?

Luiza Decenzi, Reporter

Need a little help coming up with a deep yet funny pick up line? Well, your search is over, here are the most heartfelt, out of context and weirdest pick up lines you could ever use. It will most definitely lead to either a genuine or a pity laugh. Either way, the person will laugh, or they may as well never talk to you again. But, hey, that only means that they’ll remember you forever. So, you have to at least try these out, it’s a win-win scenario.

(1): “Is your name google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.”

 

(2): “I’m learning about important dates in history, want to be one of them?”

 

(3): “Do you have a name? Or should I call you mine?”

 

(4): “I think I lost my phone number, can I have yours?”

 

(5): “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”

 

(6): “On a scale of one to America, how free are you?”

 

(7): “You smell like garbage, can I take you out tonight?”

 

(8): “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”

 

(9): “Hi, my name is James, let’s Bond.”

 

(10): “Is your name Mickey? Because you’re so fine.”

 

(11): “My name is Han and I really don’t want to fly solo tonight.”

 

(12): “Are you an onion? Cause you’ve got layers.”