History is full of big events, but they are so hard to piece together. They are too long and can be bor

ing What if instead we created some one sentence history and make it funny so you always remember it? I could inform you about the Korean War or just give you a brief explanation. You see, in history we are given long boring lectures; why can’t we make it fun so kids are able to learn more easily?

Mesozoic era: Something about meteors and dinosaurs I don’t know

Apollo 11: The moon landing was fake this never actually happened.

Salem Witch trials: Hey if you can’t drown than I guess your a witch.

MK Ultra: For some reason when ever I look this up I start doing things I can’t control

NBA Dream Team: This was basically the capital vs Boise football game, but basketball.

JamesTown: Hey if it wasn’t for them lung cancer wouldn’t be a thing.

Boston Tea party: They literally split the tea.

WW1: You have sunk my battle ship

WW2: Only if art school wasn’t so competitive

Vietnam: who really did win?

Civil War: It was so two sided you could say it was black and white

Nixon Presidency: James and the giant impeach

Doping of Russian athletes: For once it wasn’t vodka.

OJ Trials: If the glove doesn’t fit

Cold War: So cold that our weapons froze up too

12-21-2012: The Mayans were big liars

Discovery of America: Without syphilis nothing would’ve happened

44th president: Drop the mic

Arron Hernandez: Isn’t that OJ’s Cousin?

Marco Polo’s travels: Wait isn’t that a game?

Creation of the great wall: It’s not even done yet Mexico hasn’t paid.