Area 51 has recently suffered a network intrusion in which an unauthorized third-party illegally accessed and downloaded confidential information from their systems, including footage and texts that confirm that aliens are in Area 51! This leak is big news for the US Government and the citizens of the United States. About three long videos and five documents were shared. The US Government was quick to take all of this information down from social media. About ten hours later, the leaker was confirmed to be a 15 year old boy named Lucas Greer (my homie). “We are aware of what has happened.” said former President Donald Trump who gave a speech at his golf course in Trump National Golf Club Los Angeles. Conspiracy theorists have had a whole bunch of ideas about what is going to happen now. Some say the government will make a gas that erases everyone’s memory of this leak. They will nuke the whole country with this stuff, and people are worried that they will forget their families, so now people are tattooing each other to remember. Some others are worried that the aliens will try to mind control them, so now people are wearing tinfoil hats on their heads. This leak is one of the largest leaks in history. “The world needed to know.” says Lucas Greer in a strange manner.  “I think Joe Biden is an alien.” says conspiracy theorist Sam Murray. This is ten times bigger than the Grand Theft Auto 6 leak. According to the leaks, there are about 30 aliens in the military base. Many names of the aliens were leaked as well. People are saying that this is the end of the world, and now people are raiding stores for food, water, clothes, cleaning supplies, toilet paper, etc. We currently have no idea what the government will do in response. But that leaves us with many questions. How long have the aliens been in Area 51? How did the government even find these beings? Are there more aliens loose in the world? Where did they come from? All we know for now is that aliens do exist, and that we aren’t alone in this universe.