Girlboss. Tall queen. Cat lover.
These are just a few great things about Katrina Mulder. She’s actually not like most girls. She is the rebel in her family. Even though most people think she’s lame, she’s actually way more skilled than most people at like, everything. For one, she’s allergic to like, everything – Ibuprofen, sugar, milk, gluten, and your face probably. She doesn’t eat meat by choice. From the 3rd to 5th grade she sang solos in all her school recitals. She doesn’t do recitals anymore, but she still has the voice of an angel. If she tried, she could have easily gotten the role of Regina George. In fact, her voice is so adaptable, that she can create perfect impressions of strange voices: Batman, sheep, a Minecraft villager, you name it. Katrina is such a multi-dimensional individual that in the 5th grade she had six boyfriends.
The best man Katrina ever dated was one of the six 5th graders. She dated the young man for 2 months, and they never said a word the entire time. Katrina is currently looking for someone who treats her like this. That being said, she doesn’t really like being around people and prefers silence. She didn’t like most of her friendships and relationships. Once she was even catfished by a boy who turned out to be 5’ 5. She states, “I don’t like friends. Friends disappoint me.”
Even though the current version of Katrina can’t do a pushup, she used to be quite fit. She was a baller between 4th and 8th grade. She was the MVP at basketball, volleyball, and track. She was so good at them that she could have clapped Caitlyn Clark. Unfortunately, she sprained her ankle, got COVID, and then sprained the other ankle. Even goddesses can’t always get what they want.
What is Katrina looking for in a man? This is the question every man at Boise High should be asking. Put frankly, she is looking for a man who gives her her alone time, looks fashionable, and is taller than 5’ 5. The more important question is, what do you get out of dating Katrina? Imagine an insane character taken straight from Wattpad, but make her confident and independent. With her intimidating words and tall stature, she’ll easily protect her man. Her hobbies include girlbossing, reading, working, painting her nails, and taking care of herself. It’s clear that Katrina would be a great girlfriend. She is the type of person who ages like fine wine, both in character and on her face. She used to miss class frequently and have bad grades, but now she’s getting better grades than before and not missing class as much. She’s a hard working woman, working at Chip until 10 pm on a schoolday. Find her at Chip or slide into her DMs at @_katrinamulder on Instagram before its too late.
