Astrology Prediction
April 21, 2022
Aquarius: You’re going to create a time machine and go back in time and kill Christopher Columbus cause that boy sucks.
Capricorn: You’re gonna be a material girl and become richer than Bezos babe.
Sagittarius: You’re going to be the next comedian that Kim Kardashian dates.
Scorpio: You’re going to get stuck in the meta verse with Mark Zukerberg as your only companion.
Libra: You are going to go to the beach and get attacked by a dolphin that is going to kidnap you and make you it’s cute little court jester.
Aries: You are going to make a big decision about your life that is going to make you happy and result in you getting a kitten.
Virgo: You are going to be the person that discovers the secret of Amelia Earheart.
Leo: You’re going to discover lost treasure and soon become rich in gold and friends.
Cancer: Your soulmate is an alpha male who makes you run laps when you’re upset. You will meet him soon.
Pisces: You are going to start crying at a concert and get carried away.
Gemini: You are going to get sunburnt so bad that you become leathery and tan and live on the beach.
Taurus: You will become a CEO of a company that makes customized toilet paper rolls